Your dad'll start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his f*cking lips!
Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would your pick up line be? " [Violent J] Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!
[Shaggy 2 Dope] Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face [Violent J] Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap Shit, you don't want contestant number two He's mad-whack [Violent J] I walk into a bar and there he was Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama Damn dawg!
, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, F*CK YOU!!!
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her lupy ass and tell her, Get the food ready!
Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just over flowing with sensitivity Sharron. Sharron let's have your last question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your neb... If we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time.