” he said hesitantly, “just as I would if I was pregnant?
Follow the Priest After the blessing the priest said to the newly married couple, 'follow me up to the altar'. 'Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair? 'I've tried that - it didn't work.' Vicky, young single lady visits the local dating agency and explains, 'I'm looking for a husband. ' The dating receptionist needs to find out some details so she asks, 'What are your requirements, please?
When the priest reached the inner sanctum he turned around, and was amazed to see the bride and groom crawling to the altar on their knees. Whatever the bride and groom's circumstances an MC (master of ceremonies) is sure to find a funny wedding speech joke here. 'Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married,' concludes Barry. ,' said her mother, 'Tell me, what could be so awful? 'Still sobbing, Elaine whispered, 'Oh, Ma...words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.' How even a nervous, first-time Wedding MC with no comedy experiencecan entertain and dazzle the wedding guests with 101 funny, clean, and 'field-tested' wedding jokes. Only $19.99 Molly and Peter have been married for almost 48 years and have raised a brood of 12 children and are blessed with 23 grandchildren. ' 'Well, let me see.' Vicky says, 'He needs to be fine looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing.
'Darling,' says Barry to his wife, Sarah, 'I invited a friend home for supper.' 'What? ' Sarah splutters, 'The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't much feel like cooking a fancy meal.' 'I know all that,' murmurs Barry. Rupert and Elaine, young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, Molly replies, 'Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.' While enjoying a lunchtime pint in a Newcastle pub in the Scotswood Road, four elderly Geordies* were discussing everything from football, the economy, to the weather, to how things used to be in the "good old days." Eventually the conversation moved on to their wives. Willing accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hours, if I don't go out.
" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. Where ever did you get those gorgeous strawberry curls?